Poker has a zombie problem. Not the kind that eats brains. The kind that stopped using them. Open four tables. You’ll probably find the same reg sitting at all of them. Different nickname. Different flag. Same c-bet. Same turn barrel. Same river overbet. Then it happens. They fire three streets. You call. They instantly muck. The chat pops up. “You always have it, stupid nit.” Apparently, making a good call is now bad etiquette. Five minutes later… …they run the exact same bl